Thanksgiving Nerves
“I don’t know why Doc, but I always feel anxious around Thanksgiving!”
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Author: TimH
Chest Pain
“I have this stabbing chest pain.”
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Clean Hands: 12-Step Program
“I use so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer my hands had to join a 12-step...
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Change Your Appointment…
“I’m not suggesting you’re a hypochondriac, but your gynecologist called to change your...
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Bigger Eye Holes
“We can either prescribe glasses or cut bigger eye holes.”
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Pharmacist’s Reaction
“Don’t be alarmed by the pharmacist’s reaction when you show him this prescription.”...
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The Computer is Sick Too…
“I ran all your symptoms through the computer, and now the computer is sick...
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Brain Surgery App
“Brain surgery? I have an app for that!”
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Have you experienced…
“Have you experienced hearing and vision loss or difficulty...
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You’re just fine…
“You are just fine. This prescription is for me!
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Dog-Shaped Balloon
“Just so you’ll be relaxed, we’re doing your heart catherization “Just so you’ll be relaxed,...
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Crash Diet
“You need to re-think the crash diet.”
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Milk and Cookies
“Mr. Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and...
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Rudolph’s Glow
“Judging by the glow, I’d say it’s a sinus infection.”...
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So far all I’ve found is…
“So far, all I have found is a pair of gloves, and a wrist watch from the previous...
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Little Piggie
“How long has it been since you went wee wee wee all the way...
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Laughing Gas
Caption this…
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Dr. Potato Head
“I just completed my PhD. You can call me Dr. Potato Head.”
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The DNA of Thin Parents…
“Eat less, exercise more, and alter your genetic code with the DNA of thin...
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Midlife Sucks
You’re suffering from an incurable condition called “midlife...
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