And the winner is…

“As a medical professional, I’m going to have to take a picture of me sticking my head through this so I can post it on Facebook.”

— Alex Fanning

Some honorable mentions:

I must say, this is the first time I have ever seen a cannonball injury from a pirate ship reenactment.
– Julie Stausmire

Good news Mr. Jones, you’ve lost some weight!
– Nicholas DiNubile, MD

Your lab work & CT showed nothing, so I am referring you to an “Hole-listic” medical specialist.
– Larry DeNino, MD

My goodness Gene…I would’ve asked for the enema first!
– R.T. Ellis, MD

So thats the deductible parts of your insurance coverage
– Narendra Ambani

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