Cartoons

"I guess you could call an x-ray a skeleton selfie."

"When experts determine that high blood pressure, heart disease and diabetes are actually good for you, you're going to feel awfully foolish!"

"You can download an app for your phone that shows how many miles you didn't walk today."

"The handle of your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine."

"You went camping and a bear mistook your blood for honey. Would you mind if I order a diabetes test for you?"

"My bones are getting softer, but my arteries are getting harder, so it balances out!"