Cartoons

"Can you prescribe marijuana to help relieve the boredom of sitting in your waiting...

"I recommend golfing to all my patients. Tantrums give you an excellent cardio...

"The blood test shows that your media levels are low. Are you watching enough...

"Let me know when I get healthy,  so I can stop eating vegetables."

"Fat is a protective barrier between my vital organs and all the dangerous germs and viruses in the...

"I'm prescribing an exercise program for your depression: stand up, walk across the room, turn off the news, repeat...

"Your new pacemaker comes with Pandora so you can always have a song in your...

"Consider this a second opinion, since you didn't listen to anything I said the first...

"I'm sorry, the computer made an error. You're not influential, you have...

"Many women fear the word 'menopause', so I prefer to call it Puberty, Part...

"Follow every word of advice from every medical expert on TV, radio, books, magazines and the Internet. That should fix whatever you...

"I think today is Wednesday, but I'll need to run some tests to be...

"Right now I take a blue pill, a purple pill, an orange pill, a white pill, and a yellow pill. I need you to prescribe a green pill to complete my...

“You can enjoy diabetes, high cholesterol, and hypertension or you can suffer from good...