Cartoons

"The quickest way to lose your belly? Disguise it as airline luggage."

"Your blood sugar is high, but your salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard and grated cheese levels are...

"What fits your busy schedule better, exercising 1 hour a day or being dead 24 hours a...

"Ironically, if you have to pay through the nose for hospital care, your insurance will cover the cost of sinus...

"Can you prescribe marijuana to help relieve the boredom of sitting in your waiting...

"I recommend golfing to all my patients. Tantrums give you an excellent cardio...

"The blood test shows that your media levels are low. Are you watching enough...

"Let me know when I get healthy,  so I can stop eating vegetables."

"Fat is a protective barrier between my vital organs and all the dangerous germs and viruses in the...

"I'm prescribing an exercise program for your depression: stand up, walk across the room, turn off the news, repeat...

"Your new pacemaker comes with Pandora so you can always have a song in your...

"Consider this a second opinion, since you didn't listen to anything I said the first...

"I'm sorry, the computer made an error. You're not influential, you have...

"Many women fear the word 'menopause', so I prefer to call it Puberty, Part...

"Follow every word of advice from every medical expert on TV, radio, books, magazines and the Internet. That should fix whatever you...