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"I think today is Wednesday, but I'll need to run some tests to be...
"Right now I take a blue pill, a purple pill, an orange pill, a white pill, and a yellow pill. I need you to prescribe a green pill to complete my...
“You can enjoy diabetes, high cholesterol, and hypertension or you can suffer from good...
"You remind me of my kids. They don't listen to anything I say either."
"Eating right and exercising is hard. Can't you prescribe an app for that?"
"Keep the Holiday Spirit in your heart all year long. It will leave less room for cholesterol!" ...
"I use so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer my hands had to join a 12-step...
“We found the problem – all of your internal organs are in this little...
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