Picosecond infrared laser mass spectrometry (PIRL-MS) is shown, through a retrospective patient tissue study, to differentiate medulloblastoma cancers from pilocytic astrocytoma and two molecular subtypes of ependymoma (PF-EPN-A, ST-EPN-RELA) using laser-extracted lipids profiled with PIRL-MS in 10 s of sampling and analysis time. The average sensitivity and specificity values for this classification, taking genomic profiling data as standard, were 96.41 and 99.54%, and this classification used many molecular features resolvable in 10 s PIRL-MS spectra. Data analysis and liquid chromatography coupled with tandem high-resolution mass spectrometry (LC-MS/MS) further allowed us to reduce the molecular feature list to only 18 metabolic lipid markers most strongly involved in this classification. The identified ‘metabolite array’ was comprised of a variety of phosphatidic and fatty acids, ceramides, and phosphatidylcholine/ethanolamine and could mediate the above-mentioned classification with average sensitivity and specificity values of 94.39 and 98.78%, respectively, at a 95% confidence in prediction probability threshold. Therefore, a rapid and accurate pathology classification of select pediatric brain cancer types from 10 s PIRL-MS analysis using known metabolic biomarkers can now be available to the neurosurgeon. Based on retrospective mining of ‘survival’ versus ‘extent-of-resection’ data, we further identified pediatric cancer types that may benefit from actionable 10 s PIRL-MS pathology feedback. In such cases, aggressiveness of the surgical resection can be optimized in a manner that is expected to benefit the patient’s overall or progression-free survival. PIRL-MS is a promising tool to drive such personalized decision-making in the operating theater.